After watching Julie and Julia at the dollar theater last night, it has come to my attention that I NEEEEEEED to go to culinary arts school (in Europe, of course). Right now. Aka I'm ready to drop out of college and become a world-renowned chef. Perhaps I will start speaking like Julia Child -- "Save the liver!" -- and I'll gradually become more and more like her.
Top 10 reasons why I wish I were Julia:
1. I'd be able to chop onions faster than anyone on the planet.
2. I would have an excuse to get fat (chefs are obligated to eat a lot, duh!)
3. I would win over every single person on the planet with my wild charm.
4. Everyone would be jealous of my voice.
5. I would live in Europe.
6. My husband would be rich.
7. I'd be confident enough to marry someone shorter than me.
8. I could wear rockin' hats all. the. time. And no one would judge my fashion sense because I am Julia Child, queen of the universe.
9. I'd own every kitchen appliance under the sun.
10. Oh yeah, and I'd make the dang tastiest food in all the world.
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I NEED to see that movie. I've been dying to for months now. And now I'm dying even more with this scout-endorsement.
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